"Men, men, men, men men men men... " That's how Two and a Half Men's theme song begins... then you could go on to trill, "What's wrong with the men!" No, not because of that show (although...). But because they cannot seem to break out of their fashion rut.
C'mon guys, it's been what, 90 years?!
Jimmy Kimmel, 44, was the host of the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards so he's got an excuse (sort of). Thank you to 30 Rock's Tracy Morgan, 43, for the shimmer in his tux jacket (which looked dapper on the red carpet if a little rumpled for their "bit" here).
Jon Cryer, 47, bless his patient little soul — he's winning(!) in the Emmy department and the sartorial department — the actor changed it up a bit, wearing a grey tux coat with interest at the lapel (and a groovy tie!), while another winner, for Breaking Bad, Giancarlo Esposito, 54, had subtle stripes and a sexy pocket square to up his tuxedo style.
Everyone else looked appropriately boring.
However, the bit between Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert (of the Swoon List) and Jimmy Fallon when Jon Stewart got up to get his 10th Emmy for The Daily Show was the funniest thing in the whole show. Still...
C'mon boys, put your personality where your pants are...(I think)
Men's fashion options ( limited as they are):