The Real Reason We Don't Wear Sexy Miniskirts

Why you aren't likely to see really short skirts on women over 40.

November 28, 2012
Stacy Keibler and Heidi Klum in sexy mini skirtsSource: Getty Images

Sure, it looks good on the red carpet. But can you even sit? Stacy Keibler and Heidi Klum prove my point about why more women over 40 don't wear sexy miniskirts.

The newest trend in celebrity red carpet dressing? Sexy mini skirts and dresses.

How do I know it's a major trend? Even America's sweetheart Taylor Swift has gone the micro miniskirt route.

I'm seeing short skirts on women – mostly 20-somethings – everywhere. Mile-long legs are the new erogenous zone.

I've always felt that younger gals keep searching for fashion trends their moms can't wear. Low-rise jeans? Started out with just girls, but hotter moms found they could pull them off. Same with leggings, skinny jeans, knit caps, tattoos, etc.

The one thing that has always been harder to pull off over 40 is miniskirts.

Now, you may think it's because shows like "What Not to Wear" say things like "No miniskirts over 35." And, perhaps that's part of the problem.

But I have another theory: It's not that we don't have the legs or guts to pull off short skirts. Many of us (myself not included) do.

No, I think the real reason that women over don't wear sexy mini skirts is because we're older and wiser. We're smart enough now to know if you can't even sit comfortably in a skirt, you should probably skip it.

Just look at Heidi Klum and Stacy Keibler trying to sit in these microminis. Awkward, at best.

How do you know if your skirt is too short? If you try to use your clutch to cover your private areas.

Just sayin'….

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Luke | Feb 25, 2013
Mini-skirts on women over 40 are like Austrailia. We all know it's there but nobody cares.
Anonymous | Feb 17, 2013
Wear UnderPants not thongs and don't worry ABOUT WHAT YOUR SITTING ON. WE CAN'T SEE IT ANYWAY
just a guy | Feb 12, 2013
i think women over 40 shouldnt dress like that.i am sick of this milf crap,i dont want to see some old hag with more miles on her then my old car.and sorry ladies after 35 most guys dont even want to listen to you let alone look at you try to be a hottie.
just a guy | Feb 12, 2013
i think women over 40 shouldnt dress like that.i am sick of this milf crap,i dont want to see some old hag with more miles on her then my old car.and sorry ladies after 35 most guys dont even want to listen to you let alone look at you try to be a hottie.
just a guy | Feb 12, 2013
i think women over 40 shouldnt dress like that.i am sick of this milf crap,i dont want to see some old hag with more miles on her then my old car.and sorry ladies after 35 most guys dont even want to listen to you let alone look at you try to be a hottie.
Anonymous | Feb 5, 2013
Is this article a joke? People are in denial these days like no other time in history. Old fat broads will still try and pull the mini dress look off. They don't see the muffin tops, back fat and cellulite on their drum sticks like everyone else does for some reason.
Denise | Jan 26, 2013
On One Hand? Blame PANTYHOSE ! Go back to Wearing just Stockings instead.. They are Much Prettier and Sexier... and you won't see that many MiniSkirts.. OTOH? Thank Pantyhose for Short Skirts and Shorts Wwearing both Underwear and Pantyhose and your Vagina is fully Covered... Thank God for Pantyhose..! The One's that Complain? Are the One's with Fat Leggs and Theighs.. which IS Disgusting to see..
Anonymous | Jan 26, 2013
On One Hand? Blame PANTYHOSE ! Go back to Wearing just Stockings instead.. They are Much Prettier and Sexier... and you won't see that many MiniSkirts.. OTOH? Thank Pantyhose for Short Skirts and Shorts Wwearing both Underwear and Pantyhose and your Vagina is fully Covered... Thank God for Pantyhose..! The One's that Complain? Are the One's with Fat Leggs and Theighs.. which IS Disgusting to see..
John | Jan 19, 2013
I love minis! Girls, if you got it, flaunt it no matter your age!
Anonymous | Feb 5, 2013
Not thanks John. I get sick of looking at fat sack broads and their dimpled turkey legs.
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